this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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Oh yeah~ Oh yeah~!
It’s a goddamn dinosaur laser fight!
My wife Holly built a full body costume of Blathers, then went around Comic-Con giving fossils to people (includes some familiar faces). I filmed the entire thing and it was adorable. Holly’s been working really hard on her YouTube channel and it makes me super proud to be seeing her do so! Share this one around guys :)
Puppy Longshoreman Fired on First Day
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Bo just wanted a job on the high seas.
The aspiring longshoreman and puppy had answered a local ad looking for part-time dock help. The pay was meager, but the promise of adventure was too great to resist.
"He thought he’d actually be working on the ships," says Ray Folger, Bo’s co-worker of one day. "I had to explain to him that he’d just be loading stuff and making sure the ships don’t float away. He got the first part down alright."
The second part proved more difficult. Bo had been on the job only an hour when the cargo ship assigned to him started drifting out to sea.
"That’s when the boss showed up," says Folger. "Needless to say, he was pretty mad. Bo tried swimming out to get it, but it was too little too late."
At press time, the newly unemployed pup was said to be applying for other positions, including zookeeper and mall security guard.
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hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck
fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips
whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…
I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
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